PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

  ISDN It Still Does Nothing

  APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

  SCSI System Can't See It

  DOS Defective Operating System

  BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

  IBM I Blame Microsoft

  DEC Do Expect Cuts

  CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

  OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.

  WWW World Wide Wait

  MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

  PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect

  Understanding of Mathematics

  COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

  AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

  LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

  MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

  WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

  GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out

  MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.